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Vallery, trans girl.
Software engineering student, and aspiring fiction writer.
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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

shannibal-cannibal:

theuppitynegras:

khaleesi:

queerwatson:

 yeah no

i kept looking and looking and looking and they left laverne cox off the fucking list

you can go check but she’s not there

fuck time magazine

that’s bullshit

laverne cox got left off but MILEY CYRUS is on it?

And they took off Lupita? What the actual fuck?!

oh my god they really did leave them off. this is fucked.

As a point of clarity, both were doing really well in the reader polls.

It’s harder to ascribe to coincidence than people are making it out to be.

shannibal-cannibal:

theuppitynegras:

khaleesi:

queerwatson:

 yeah no

i kept looking and looking and looking and they left laverne cox off the fucking list

you can go check but she’s not there

fuck time magazine

that’s bullshit

laverne cox got left off but MILEY CYRUS is on it?

And they took off Lupita? What the actual fuck?!

oh my god they really did leave them off. this is fucked.

Also lol defending drag as parody doesn’t get you very far.

"Parodying" trans women isn’t cool.

Men “parodying” women isn’t cool.

It’s punching down, plain and simple.

musicals-and-bad-jokes:

Stop acting like the bi slut stereotype and hypersexualisation of bisexuality are harmless jokes and all in good fun when 46.1% of bisexual women are survivors of rape.

tommyistoofastforthisshit:

evilrainbowcupcakes:

tommyistoofastforthisshit:

Can we start, when teenage girls come out as bisexual, saying congratulations and then offering support and information instead of questioning them, laughing at them and saying they’re lying?

or saying “that’s hot”

Petition to start arresting grown men who say that about teenage girls.

save-wiyabi-project:

Frank Waln addressing rape culture & male responsibility.

save-wiyabi-project:

Frank Waln addressing rape culture & male responsibility.

fucking cishets

This included a gay cousin.

  #Even cis queers think we have nothing more pressing to worry about than mariage rights  

When I came out as trans, the family members who I have on Facebook spammed me with marriage equality stuff.

amydentata:

pinebark:

it’s weird how like, ‘radical’ queer ””community”” aesthetics and norms (not talking about money, the popularity of punk/crust/trash looks, etc) erase economic differences to the point that it’s super easy to assume that everyone is as poor as you are or even more so when lots of people participating in them are actually pretty well-off

Performative poverty.

queerferno:

queerferno:

queerferno:

I’m trying an egg white omelette to see what the fuss is about

Does egg white even taste like anything

I’m disapointed

I’m pretty sure it’s a Health Thing (cholesterol in the yolk maybe?) as opposed to “because it tastes good”.

post problems about your cock

Anonymous

straightwhiteboyproblems:

problems about my cock:

  • wakes me up too early
  • annoys my hens
  • eats all my bird feed
  • is foghorn leghorn

there he goes

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