February 2012
115 posts
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
me: NO REALLY. MY CHEEKS HURT FROM SMILING SO HARD. THIS IS MY SMILE
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My computer science professor just said...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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“Discussing things further turned out to mean talking over a pot of tea in what...”
– Portals
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"Whenever someone on Google+ mentions being... →
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Feb 19th
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My goodness. amcitywatch: Hello, good Citizens. Just letting you know, that you can ask us questions now, via the ask link at, the top of the page (IE, here). —Captain Carrot Ironfounderson
Feb 19th
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On Sam Vimes and Authority
Vetinari: I have noted before that you have a definite anti-authoritarian streak, Commander.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: You seem to have retained this even though you are Authority.
Vimes: Sir?
Vetinari: That's practically Zen.
Feb 18th
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And stop calling me by a name I stopped using...
Feb 18th
Stop misgendering me
Feb 18th
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“I am what is called a sex-positive feminist. Or maybe a radical feminist, or,...”
– Liz Phair (via joyousfeminism)
Feb 17th
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So my mom and I were driving a few days ago, and she cut through a shopping centre. Mom: We’re going by the pharmacy, need anything? Me: Mmm… nope. Mom: You don’t need anything? Me: …no? Mom: You’re sure? I’m not going to go in with you. Me: … Me: … Me: 9___9 My goodness woman you are awkward sometimes.
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“Without wishing to overstate my case, everything in the observable universe...”
– Alan Moorehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16968689
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FACT: It's called a Full House in cards because,...
Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day has the highest suicide rate every...
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